OK, I don't usually use blog post titles that are bound to bring me a ton of disappointed Google searchers, but I couldn't resist.
Why? Because a friend just sent me this link, Whole Food Signatures
Of course, I first read it to say Whole Foods Signatures, and I was wondering if Whole Foods Market made its employees include one of these pearls of wisdom about different fruits and vegetables at the end of each email they sent.
It's just a list that highlights how different foods look like different parts of the human body...and happen to be good for those exact parts.
Example: " A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes."
Another example: "A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebelums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuro-transmitters for brain function."
And my favorite: "Bananas, Cucumber, Zuchini and more target the size and strengh of the male sexual organ. It's true!"
Hence the Google-bait post title :)